Is Mitt Romney king of the lizard people?

While driving around in Utah, I spotted a Mitt Romney looking humanoid with perfect hair climbing into an underground reptilian lair.

Public Comments

1. I doubt it but, that would explain a lot.
2. He does have 3 houses, one in Belmont, Massachusetts in the Boston suburbs, a lakeside house in Wolfeboro, New Hampshire, and a ski house in Deer Valley, Utah. You very well may have seen him.
3. I find it surprising that you noticed any life in Utah.
4. No. You're a genius.
5. Isn't Utah in like 10 feet of Snow? How can you see anything?
6. that would be jim morrison from the doors -I havent heard he gave his crown to romney