Yes We Can (Survive) Our first president of a different race His task is so demanding, it takes the cake But now he’s here to put something in its place A threat that puts the whole world at stake While everyone is upset with marriage and taxes There’s something bigger that he must eradicate soon Though the government has kept it secret from the masses The truth is, the undead are rising to seal our doom He is the chosen one, as we all can see And he will keep the zombies from devouring me America is warned, and it may sound absurd But the undead are rising, so please spread the word Though he chooses to withdraw us Away from Iraq I see no mercy in his eyes Towards the zombie attacks And V.P. or not, Joe Biden is great He knows how to handle A zombie outbreak You can barricade your houses Or play it safe in a mall You can find an open field And just build a wall (Obama’s 700 mile fence will never fall) He claims to be an expert on ghouls, that’s no lie Those who ignore him are fools, they may die Eliminating marriage penalties, seems like so little aid Compared to the millions of lives enslave But if you really want to live And keep your head intact Heed my words and listen To our president Barrack Yes the undead may be too much for one man But to those who don’t believe we’ll pull through Yes we can.