John McCain's daughter says that a lot of guys don't want to date her because her dad makes her too high-profile. Yeah. That's part of the reason. It's also because McCain's daughter is 63 years old. Did you hear about this? Two State Department employees were fired -- this is a bit of a scandal -- because they were looking at Barack Obama's passport file. Not only that, but the same person was also looking at John McCain's Civil War records. John McCain has many military honors, including purple hearts from Vietnam, World War II, and the French Revolution. John McCain jokes are getting old...right now the only thing older than John McCain jokes is John McCain.