2008 Election: Who would win in a fist fight between John McCain and Barack Obama?

I think it would be close. Obama seems like kind of a sissy, but McCain is really really old even if he is a war vet. I think it might be close.

Public Comments

  1. McCain. All democrats are sissies.
  2. I think they'd both lose, they'd both come across as looking silly.
  3. You can't fight an old man who can not raise his arms above his head.
  4. McCain can't lift his arms past his shoulders, but only a republican would assult a disabled veteran so I guess it would be a draw.
  5. I'd have to give the edge to Obama, primarily due to the age gap. If they were both in their prime though I'd say McCain.
  6. Just because Obama has a brain in his head doesn't mean he's a sissy. That's not the impression I got when I heard him defending his wife. However, since McCain has one foot practically in the grave, it wouldn't exactly be a fair fight.
  7. McCain would duck and pull his revolver and O'Bamba would be finally there were the virgins are waiting.
  8. McCain. You can't whip an old guys butt.....no matter what anyone thinks. I bet McCain would be scrappy. Barack would want to talk it out.
  9. Obama wouldn't even show up for the fight.
  10. Unless my man Obama has some secret street fighting cred from back in the day.... McCain probably, despite the age difference. Unless Obama tired him out with footwork. However, my grand-father who is a few years older than McCain would take 'em both out at once.
  11. Obama would sting that old dude in his cancerous cheek.. He would have to wipe his hand to get that cancer off his knuckles..YUKE A true McMummy... Besides McSame can hardly reach behind if at all to wipe his A** with those stubby arms... Does he have a campaign wiper? YUKE!!!! THIS MCSAME IS GROSS. HOW DOES HE WIPE HIS A**? He must curl up into a ball and wipe with his heals, LMAO!!! Hey yall, McCain wacks off rolling down a hill...LMAO!!! For Halloween McCain is a T-REX...LMAO!!!
  12. I could whip both them at the same time but what would that prove?
  13. I think Obama would win, but not do well in a fight in a biker bar. So should we elect the bikers?
  14. Now, come on you know Barry would not want to mess up his pretty little face, he's going to send Michelle in, and she will win hands-down.
  15. Barack would tear McCain apart because McCain is an elder. When you look at him, his right arm is messed up because its never fully extended, so he has major disadvantages, plus they would have to put him on an oxygen tank because he wouldn't be able to breath much after the fight started. Politics have nothing to do with a fist fight (first answer), its about physical abilities, and Barack is young, and can move quick.
  16. McCain cant raise his hands above his head..Obama will wipe his ass using McCain as toilet paper
  17. Obama will rip McCain to shreds. Intellect, superior knowledge of the Constitution, and a higher moral ground will enable Omaba to win without even trying. Haha, McMummy, that's funny dude.
  18. Obama, that would be the only way he could beat McCain.
  19. Senator McCain, while much older, most likely has been trained in many forms of hand-to-hand combat. Senator Obama probably lacks this knowledge.
  20. I don' t think it matters who would win. The only contest between them that matters is the general election. People judge people by income, race, religion, and toughness. Just because somebody has bigger muscles than someone else doesn't mean they are a better person. Real toughness lays in a person's character and what they do in tough times, not their number of knockouts and how many sluts they "lay."
  21. First of all, I don't think Obama would hit one of our elderly. All it would take to immobilize McCain would be a light push. I think Obama will make mincemeat of him in their first debate--a war of words is all that's needed.
  22. McCain definitely has the advantage as long as he eats his spinach. Heyuckyuckyuckyuck...
  23. you kidding?obama has hardly any body fat on him at all.mcCain is a 72 year old cripple........................not close
  24. I'm sure with McCain's military training that he knows how to kill a man with one punch. So hands down, McCain would be the winner
  25. If Michelle steps in for her husband, McCain has no chance.
  26. OBAMA ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!! MCCAIN IS LIKE 72!!!!!! OLD FART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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