What are the candidates views on these issues?

I need John McCain's, Hillary Clinton's, and Barack Obama's stance on these issues: Abortion Stem Cell Research Marrige. (For or agaist gay.) The War in Iraq Energy Taxes Education and I need their religions. First off, I'm only 16 and looking this stuff up because me and a friend got into a descussion and needed the specifics they were for. So chill out. Second of all, you think I didn't google it first? I can't go on their websites because my flash player is outdated and will not load the stuff correctly.

Public Comments

1. Google this and you will get everything!!! Including if they wear underwear or not This church called FSM..Does that stand for...F requented by S tupid M orons
2. It'll be easier if you check out their websites.
3. http://www.selectsmart.com/
4. Everything you need to know about where they stand on each issue. Click on their picture, then click on the issues you're interested in: http://projects.washingtonpost.com/2008-presidential-candidates/
5. And you have been paying attention for how long now? They have this thing called "debates" you should try them. Not meant to be an insult, just helping you to understand that one has to keep abreast of things to make an educated decision.
6. My religion is The Church of FSM ( http://www.venganza.org ) I will give you my views on these issues and maybe you will want to vate for me on a write in ballet... Abortion .... Should be mandatory in many cases, a state should not have the right to make women stay pregnant (especially in the case of rape or underage pregnancy) Also parents should be made to pass certain childcare tests before having children...(in short stupid people shouldn't be allowed to breed) Stem Cell Research ... Very important to the future of science in medicine. The cures are all right there, and the ability to grow new organs lie within those same cells. KFC does it why can't we? Marrige. (For or agaist gay.) ... There is no Gay or Straight, we are all people we should all have the exact same rights...Homosexuality is something that can also be found in nature...Should we kill all the Gay frogs as well? The War in Iraq ... End it and pull our troops out of every country in the world...What is the point in imposing our beliefs and government on the entire world...Who the hell are we China? Energy ... Solar 100%...Government should enforce the making of electric vehicles and give every home in America and maybe the world, solar energy on their rooftops. Taxes ... Give paycuts to washington, and reduce the funding of the military (seriously how many bombs that can end the world do we need? Once it is ended once wouldn't that be enough?) Education ... Very important, raise the standards of education, and keep the religious fanatics out of the schools. (there is not much to be learned from a book that says the worls is flat and less than 10,000 years old) Vote for me David Clover 08!
7. www.ontheissues.org www.knowbeforeyouvote.com