John McCain?

I need your opinion, what can I say to convince someone to vote for him.. it's not for real but I need to know what I should say about him. I need 3 facts to convince somebody, it's sort of like I would be his "agent" [not that I want him to win ] but I NEED to convince some one else too, catch what i'm saying?so I need to say all the good things about him, just simple 3 facts.. If you write back to this, I'd really appriciate it. Thank you all. <33

Public Comments

1. Nothing, I would never vote for a Liberal and I know his record.
2. Here's my advice, lie about him as much as he lies about himself. That's sure to win them over. Just promote all of Ron Paul's views on everything, and say that John McCain is the one who supports those things. He'd win hands down. then be sure to go to Confession.
3. you're not making any sense. if you're not doing this for "real" and you don't want anyone to vote for him, what does it matter? and excuse me, not everyone around here thinks Paul's ideas are crazy. America doesn't need your help in brainwashing them further into thinking McCain is actually who is says he is.
4. Easy, I don't know that I would support him, but I can play devils advocate for the night: 1. Military record, who better to win the war in Iraq, than someone who actually knows how the military works, has had several family members in high ranking positions of the military, and finds his own son in the military! So he will likely do what is best for the troops, and understand what that means. 2. He can beat the Democrats by getting independents, and conservative democrats to vote for him instead of democrats. 3. "Straight talk express."
5. Plus he's against wasting taxpayer money on stuff like $74 Million for bottling Peanut Butter(yes, we really spent $74 Million on Peanut Butter. Some Lobbyist had them add it in at the last minute so people would not know what they were voting for).