If Mitt Romney becomes president, what security measures might be taken to keep Bicycle 1 a safe....?

...enough mode of travel for him?

Public Comments

1. Is this a Mormon joke?
2. LOL...not
3. about 20 s.s. in armored hummers.
4. we dont need another Republican scumbag in office...enough is enough! Democrat 08....
5. ... OH! I get it!!! Clever! (because he's a mormon and prabably was a missionary once and they have to use bikes to get around...) I I get it. Funny.
6. The fish oil pills worked. I suppose I should take a few. lol
7. He'll probably be flanked by armored Marine mortorcycles with missile launchers.
8. you do not f**k with a mormon on a bike. even osama bin laden knows that!
9. LOL. It will have a special roll bar and mud shield along with those rearview mirrors that stick out really far.
10. Well since he's already sporting special underwear, he'll obviously be wearing special *padded* underwear.