What if, in his role as President, Mitt Romney needs to drink Irish coffee? What then?

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1. Coffee and alcohol make me want to smoke, so he'll probably light up a cigarette when he's done.
2. He'll ask for decaf?
3. We nuke whomever is insisting that he drink caffeine!
4. Why in the world would he need to drink Irish coffee? Look. Just because George Bush is on crack doesn't mean that it's a requirement to be high in office. Romney would politely decline.
5. Yes indeed. What then? Quite a dilemma.... <rolls eyes>
6. If he becomes President, he will need to drink something a LOT stronger than just Irish coffee, tough guy!!! I'm thinking Jack Daniels or Wild Turkey ..... !! :)
7. Like in a life-or-death situation or something? "Mr. President, the terrorists have sent us a list of their demands and the consequences if they are not met. It says that, if you do not comply with what they wish, they will detonate a nuclear device in downtown Washington, DC. Uh, hmmm, there's only 1 demand on the list, sir: the terrorists want you to... to... *gulp*... drink an Irish coffee! What are we gonna do, sir?!?! What are YOU gonna do, sir?!?! Ayeeeeee!" .
8. MMMM Irish coffee. That sounds good. I imagine he'll be testy until he gets it. Of course it will have to be decaf.